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Chairman/Publicity
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Home of Hurling
Posts: 2,708
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![]() This poor soul wishes to avail of my help:
MISS LUCY BAMBA WEST AFRICA APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE ATTN PRESIDENT DEAR, Compliment of day please allow me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you , l got your name and contact from this site and l prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendation by myself for a reputable and trustworthy person l can do business with and by the recommendation l must not hesitate to confid in you for this simple and sincere business. I am LUCY BAMBA , the only daughter of late mr and mrs MOSES BAMBA .my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant lived in ABIDJAN , the economic capital of cote d lvorie , he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on business . when my mother died on the 21ST october 1984 my father took me so special because l am motherless . before the death of my father on 29th november 2000 in a private hospital here in abidjan , he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of US$7.500.000.(SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a fixed /suspense account in one of the prime bank here in abidjan , that he used my name as the only dauther for his next of kin in deposit of the fund. he also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates , that l should seek for a GOD fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose , such as real estate management. Sir l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways ( 1) to provide a bank account into which this money will be transfered to. (2) to serve as the gauardian of this fund since l am A girl of 21 years. ( 3 ) to make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit in your country. moreover sir l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successfull transfer of this fund to your account overseas. furthermore you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within fourteen ( 14 ) days you signify interest to assist me. hopeing to hear from you soonest thanks and God bless best regards LUCY BAMBA PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY TO MY YAHOO MAIL BOX |
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Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Portarlington
Posts: 397
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![]() Ask for 20% and go for (if you are 'GOD fearing'). It's free money.
![]() Although I have my reservations about the murderous poisoning business associates. Not that they're very clever, leaving a daughter and heir behind.
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Chairman/Publicity
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Home of Hurling
Posts: 2,708
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![]() My reply:
Dear Lucy, Thank you for your heartwarming and thoughful E-mail. Indeed, many thanks for praying over my name. Luckily enough I won €16 million on the Irish State Lottery on Saturday - maybe your prayers helped me!! You are, right, my name does indeed have and esteemed nature and I take it that the recomendation must have come from my good friend Derek. I was sorry to hear that your father died from chocolate related causes. My sincere condolenses. Luckily i do indeed fear GOD, or is it BOD? I think it is BOD - he plays for Leinster. I can see that you are indeed in a pickle over this money. As I said, I have won our state lottery so there is no need to wonder abuot your financial future. If you could send me a photograph of yourself it may help me with my deliberations. Really looking forward to hearing from you. |
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Registered user
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kildare
Posts: 1,555
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![]() [quote=Thomas J Stamp;23883]My reply:
You are, right, my name does indeed have and esteemed nature and I take it that the recomendation must have come from my good friend Derek. [quote] Nope. I told her you were looking for cheap sex. |
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Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Dublin
Posts: 707
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![]() You should see the one I got yestarday - the scammers are getting more brazen.
Note the "From" line. Emphasis for effect. ============================================ Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:16:11 -0500 (CDT) Subject: Assistance Needed in Property Purchase and any other Profitable Investment. From: "Mrs. Inna Khodorkovsky." <inna_kd@yukosoil.com> Warmest Greetings, Warm greetings to you and the family. I am Inna Khodorkovskaya[Mrs].I seek your assistance in investing for me in your Country and your assistance in uying a personal house in your Country where I and my children can stay as I am planning to relocate fully. I'll be delighted if you could help me get a house before I come over.If actually you can help me feel free to let me know and also if you have other good investment ideas in your country, it will give me pleasure to know them,for possible investment. Do get back to me on my private email:- mrs_innakd1967@yahoo.com.hk Have a nice day. Regards Inna Khodorkovsky[Mrs] NB:More information about myself and my family could be obtained from the link below: http://www.rusnet.nl/news/2006/08/01...ffairs02.shtml ======================================== |
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Registered user
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kildare
Posts: 1,555
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![]() Tell her she can come over if she cooks, cleans, irons and does some lap dancing. But the kids stay in Russia.
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Co. Wicklow
Posts: 124
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 372
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#9 |
Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 136
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![]() Theres been a military coup. The trains are definitely going to run on time now comrades.
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Really Regular Poster
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 372
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![]() I hope the new regime won't be too harsh on me. I may not be a card-carrying member of your party but I've always been a fellow traveller
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