IR reasons for train delays

hoopsheff · 15-09-2009, 12:37

I've always wondered what excuses people have heard announced for IR trains being delayed

the ones I heard are

Operational difficulties
Staffing issues
Wheelslip

Mark Gleeson · 15-09-2009, 12:41

The classic

The xx:xx service to yyyyy is delayed by z minutes due to the late arrival of an incoming train at wwwww

Trampas · 15-09-2009, 16:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Gleeson

The classic

The xx:xx service to yyyyy is delayed by z minutes due to the late arrival of an incoming train at wwwww

I have heard that a lot sitting outside grand canal dock due to a delayed train leaving pearse.

Not even the station you are entering but a totally different station.

ThomasJ · 15-09-2009, 16:54

A northbound DART I was waiting on in Blackrock was cancelled due to "vandalism" one evening

ThomasJ · 15-09-2009, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trampas

I have heard that a lot sitting outside grand canal dock due to a delayed train leaving pearse.

Not even the station you are entering but a totally different station.

We are sorry to annouce that the 18:30 service to Maynooth is delayed by approximately eight minutes due to the late arrival of an incoming train at Pearse Station Dublin

MOH · 16-09-2009, 12:52

I've been on a train delayed due to points failure while the gf two trains ahead was told it was train failure. I'm 90% sure they have a random phrase generator:

We're sorry to announce that the {time} train to {destination} will be delayed by approximately {random number} minutes due to {random select one of: the late arrival of an incoming train | a train failure | a bridge strike | a points failure | operational reasons | a power failure | a passenger falling ill} at {random location}.

Sligo - Dublin train on Sunday due in just after 6 was 45 minutes late due to an earlier train being late. My favourite bit was when it was announced we'd wait at Edgeworthstown for ten minutes for the Sligo-bound train. After twenty minutes the driver came on to say that it had been delayed but should be there "in the next five minutes, please God".

So now they're relying on acts of God to get the trains running.

Colm Moore · 16-09-2009, 13:03

"......Hisssssss..... Click"

"ROAR OF ENGINE [unintelligible] delay [unintelligible] minutes [unintelligible] cackle [unintelligible]ROAR OF ENGINE [unintelligible] ROAR OF ENGINE Nraaaaaaaaaaaannn. Click"

MOH · 16-09-2009, 14:47

Yeah, now that I think about it, that's closer to the truth.

James Shields · 16-09-2009, 18:07

Another really helpful one...

"We are sorry to announce that the _____ train to ______ is delayded by approximately __ minutes due to (pause) operational difficulties."

Kilocharlie · 20-09-2009, 10:40

Heard last week at Heuston

20 minutes after the train was due to depart - "We are waiting for the driver who is on an inbound set currently at Clondalkin..."

Oisin88 · 21-09-2009, 19:08

Or

Quote:

Originally Posted by The "nice" people at Irish Rail

.

.

i.e. nothing said. the train is just late or stopped nowhere, generally near Sallins (where there is a gap in o2 3G coverage)

grainne whale · 23-09-2009, 11:15

Hey I've a suggestion for Irish Rail, why don't you just throw out that 'Joke Book', (timetable), and just put notices up at all the stations reading - If you turn up at 8am, you might get a train, also if you turn up at 8.30am you might get a train. Good Luck!!

al2637 · 24-09-2009, 12:52

Heard a few years ago (was automated too from what I remember).. never did figure it out.

The XXX train to YYY is delayed by ZZZ minutes due to poor air quality

15-09-2009, 12:37	#1
hoopsheff Regular Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 90	IR reasons for train delays I've always wondered what excuses people have heard announced for IR trains being delayed the ones I heard are Operational difficulties Staffing issues Wheelslip

15-09-2009, 12:41	#2
Mark Gleeson Technical Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coach C, Seat 33 Posts: 12,669	The classic The xx:xx service to yyyyy is delayed by z minutes due to the late arrival of an incoming train at wwwww __________________ Unhappy with new timetable - let us know

16-09-2009, 13:03	#7
Colm Moore Local Liaison Officer Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,442	"......Hisssssss..... Click" "ROAR OF ENGINE [unintelligible] delay [unintelligible] minutes [unintelligible] cackle [unintelligible]ROAR OF ENGINE [unintelligible] ROAR OF ENGINE Nraaaaaaaaaaaannn. Click" __________________

23-09-2009, 11:15	#12
grainne whale Really Regular Poster Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Celbridge Posts: 259	Kildare Route Delays 22nd & 23rd Sept. Hey I've a suggestion for Irish Rail, why don't you just throw out that 'Joke Book', (timetable), and just put notices up at all the stations reading - If you turn up at 8am, you might get a train, also if you turn up at 8.30am you might get a train. Good Luck!! Last edited by grainne whale : 23-09-2009 at 13:16.

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15-09-2009, 16:54	#4
ThomasJ Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Clonsilla Posts: 2,812	A northbound DART I was waiting on in Blackrock was cancelled due to "vandalism" one evening

16-09-2009, 12:52	#6
MOH Really Regular Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 372	I've been on a train delayed due to points failure while the gf two trains ahead was told it was train failure. I'm 90% sure they have a random phrase generator: We're sorry to announce that the {time} train to {destination} will be delayed by approximately {random number} minutes due to {random select one of: the late arrival of an incoming train \| a train failure \| a bridge strike \| a points failure \| operational reasons \| a power failure \| a passenger falling ill} at {random location}. Sligo - Dublin train on Sunday due in just after 6 was 45 minutes late due to an earlier train being late. My favourite bit was when it was announced we'd wait at Edgeworthstown for ten minutes for the Sligo-bound train. After twenty minutes the driver came on to say that it had been delayed but should be there "in the next five minutes, please God". So now they're relying on acts of God to get the trains running.

16-09-2009, 14:47	#8
MOH Really Regular Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 372	Yeah, now that I think about it, that's closer to the truth.

16-09-2009, 18:07	#9
James Shields Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Drogheda, Ireland Posts: 1,275	Another really helpful one... "We are sorry to announce that the _____ train to ______ is delayded by approximately __ minutes due to (pause) operational difficulties."

20-09-2009, 10:40	#10
Kilocharlie Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 395	Heard last week at Heuston 20 minutes after the train was due to depart - "We are waiting for the driver who is on an inbound set currently at Clondalkin..."

24-09-2009, 12:52	#13
al2637 Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 191	Heard a few years ago (was automated too from what I remember).. never did figure it out. The XXX train to YYY is delayed by ZZZ minutes due to poor air quality