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Originally Posted by Thomas J Stamp
my washing machine broke flooding the utility room.
on removing it we found a rats' nest.
"Oh", we said "look, he loves pizza and teabags"
he then retreated into the boiler and ate rat poison like it was going out of fashion.
He used to eyeball me. I liked him.
Then, one morning, he was all dead. So I scooped him up and put him in the bin.
I shed a tear, for he was a worthy adversary.
Last weekend I saw raw ****e explode from a manhole on Parkgate Street.
Oh how I laughed.
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Ah a lovely story! Im depressed no more and ill sit in my armchair and with werthers originals aplenty i will tell my grandchildren that story.