02-10-2008, 14:57
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New to the board
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Wicklow Town
Posts: 25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ccos
In th Peoples Republic Area Metro there is always a conductor with the train who can be asked when the train arrives if he would be so kind to "permit us to board zis train as ve have kein teekets and ze offez is clozed".
Paddy in Germany: Look the ticket machine is out of order and the office closed and I can't board the fecking train without a ticket  .
Paddy spots train conductor hanging out of train to blow his whistle and says "ware can i get a bleedin ticket?  " "You may board ze train herr paddy and ve vill sell you einz teeket"  replies conductor. "donkey shine" replies paddy  |
"Donkey Shine"
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