Sometimes, you have to be careful.
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Originally Posted by thebookofbob
Was on the dart this morning & thought I was in the middle of a naked camera sketch.. Was reading my book & didn't notice ya auld one get on.. but the guy next to me did & immediately gave up his seat..
It's like a library on there in the mornings.. so quiet.. and ya one is yellin at me as she's a little hard at hearing ( and has an ipod ) .. giving about about drivers.. saying she goes swimming, only needs 4 hours sleep.. I was brickin it myself to what was coming next.. people on the carriage started choking up , one lad burst out laughing.. I was there trying to keep myself together..I was the morning's entertainment and I couldnt just ignore her.. anyway...
She continued about going to marks & spencer to get her free box of chocolates..starting showing me all these credit cards, talking about stocks, shares and she offered that I could have one of her chocolates.. meanwhile I was thinking this just can't be happening to me.. why didn't I notice her getting on , give up my seat & let the other guy have this.
So eventually after the life story.. an offer of a lift to work and some chocolates,.. I got off.. walked up the plaform imid smiles from everyone.. Now I'd just like to crawl under a rock for the day..
no harm in her though.. but the embarrassment..
So lads & ladies.. please be kind to old ladies on dart and give up your seat or you too could be the laughing stock of Dublin!!!!!!
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